I came up with this and it is basically things that are really on a mans mind when their girlfriend/wife gets on their last nerve or asks them certain questions. No disrespect is aimed or intended to our ladies here at TRA and hopefully one of the ladies can make a thread like this one. What i'll do is post a topic for a few days then i'll add another after so many have agreed or replied to the topic enough so here we go.

Topic number 1:

Let's cut to the chase on a few things and we'll all feel better. If you think you're FAT, you probably are. Don't ask us! We refuse to answer!!!!!!!!!

I'm guessing you like this??????

Haha yeah it's funny.

That was funny, AND true.

I'm glad to get good responses from the ladies here so hopefully this can move on so I can put the other topics in

Yup.

Ask a girlfriend instead.

Do you think your girlfriend will tell you the truth??????????????

Wendy does

So does Adrienne she's blunt as hell.

Wendy..................

When a girl ask this do they really want the truth? I mean because with a mirror you should be able to tell that you look fat without a second opinion.

Good one Dangle and welcome to TRA by the way.

Thanks good to be here. 8)

Yes but girls wanna hear otherwise. Which honestly I think it's stupid. When you know you're overweight...do something about it. Not ask everyone something you already know the answer to.

Good replies everyone.

Lets wait and see how everyone else responds to this.

One time I asked my brother and he said yes

After that I lost weight haha. Now he says I'm so small

Has this question been asked enough? The following answers came from a man with no tact...no real women were harmed in this reply....

"Does this outfit make me look fat?"

No, it just shows how out of shape you are.

"I hate my hair!"

Join the club.

"Honey, we need to talk..."

No...you need to talk, I need to finish watching NASCAR

If you don't want the truth about your weight, don't ask for it.

some women ask "does this make my bum look big?" like its a bad thing?? why?

:roll: women are just so silly 8-[

Okay here it goes another topic for what goes on in a mans mind that a woman wouldn't know:

Learn to work the toilet seat!!!!!!!!! If it is up, put it down dammit!!!!!!!!

I have 2 brothers and now a Husband I know how to look before I sit...LOL

So do you like that one apsana?

lol both questions are funny

I have plenty more of them.

LMAO! What's really funny about that one, Jay, was my ex used to put the toilet seat cover down, and I'd wake up in the middle of the night and, well, I won't even say what happened...

Needless to say, I had to tell him to leave the seat UP! LOL

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1. I don't need to ask... I know if something on me looks fat.

2. I put the seat down myself... it's not that big of a deal.


Next???

If you need feminine items...get the keys..get in the car and get them

LOLOLOLOL!

I can imaging Hubby in the store with cell phone in hand and a package of pads in the other.... "uh.. honey... you wanted long thin maxi?"

...stockings too....

I go to buy my girlfriend pads and whatever else she needs.

Some guys are embarrassed to be seen buying those items but not me.

Oh god I'm not that lazy. I'll get it myself and there are far worse things than the toilet seat being up.

Like forgetting to lift the toilet seat and peeing all over the top of it?

Haha!! Yeah.

And not putting new roll of toilet paper.

What I do usually is put an extra one on top of the toilet thingy. Easier access. But still not done! lol

That one is pretty bad. Nothing like trying to walk over to the cabinet with your pants around your ankle looking for something to wipe with.

Yeah I know. Believe me

That's why I do it.

This is some funny shit...

I know. Hehe!

I've gotten the second degree for the toilet lid thing... isn't it natural to look where you sit?

I know I do. As for the rest...

i do that as well when i see it getting low.. but now i keep extra in the cabinet under the sink.


LOLOLOL... there was a Bernie Mack episode like that.

Hehe nice.

But I bet it's still empty

i keep it filled... or try to.

*goes to check*

Haha!

whew... 3 rolls still there.

guess you can say... i've learned to look at the toilet before i sit down.

I ALWaYS Forget To Check The Toilet Paper... and i'm usually the one who refills it too... :?

A long time ago (when I was a wee little lad) I accidentally sat on the toilet with both lids up. Wasn't pleasant.

hahahahahahahahahah...... PLOP! SPLASH!

i think i fell off once when i was little.